May 2013
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
fuckoffcats:
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
